Dear Diary,

It is 5.15 in the morning and I am still awake;
time has lost its meaning.

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regresa a mi, te extraño.

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

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inkmybodyfull:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I’ve been to one of these factories in Germany, one that makes this stuff, and watching a fucking pencil being made was the best experience ever. Then I got to watch it over and over again IN ALL THE COLORS!

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wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot
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